“It’s a mistake for Nvidia to let Jensen resign.”

JENSEN HUANG
Inventory: 1 leather jacket.
Next objective: survive the group chat.
He lost the job title. He kept the jacket.
Now the internet is his HR department.
THE JACKET SAGA / SEASON 01
MAIN CHARACTER / STILL IN THE JACKETUNEMPLOYED. UNBOTHERED.
Inventory: 1 leather jacket.
Next objective: survive the group chat.

Special ability: one sentence.
Collateral damage: the entire timeline.
Portraits show the real people. Character roles and Jensen’s dialogue are fictional satire. CZ photo: Rest of World ↗. Jensen photo supplied by the community.
SCROLL TO WATCH THE CAREER PIVOT ↓
The laptop? Fine. The badge? Whatever.
The leather jacket? Over his dead GPU.

CZ opens the timeline. Types one sentence.
Crypto Twitter immediately becomes a recruitment agency with no office, no payroll, and 400 frog avatars.

His new responsibilities: make coffee, fix the printer, and casually explain the entire AI industry during onboarding.

The jacket has options. None of them were approved by legal.
Interactive fiction. Your choice changes this story locally; it is not a real job offer or a public vote.
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NVIDIA announced Jensen Huang’s departure and named Colette Kress interim CEO. Then the timeline did what the timeline does best.
READ NVIDIA’S ANNOUNCEMENT ↗“It’s a mistake for Nvidia to let Jensen resign.”
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